Matthew Cowen's Online Math Portfolio
"Take Me To Class"
My teachers got humour
He's the giggle at our school
Teaches everybodies math skills
Should have listened to him sooner
When graphing a function
One thing to always follow
Once its in standard formation
You can go ahead and graph them
For every x point, there is one y point
Math class offers no shortcuts
He is sayin, "You can do it"
Just remember when graphing functions
Always follow one rule
For every x point
There is one y point
Either continous or not
Gra-phs. Gra-phs. Gra-phs. Gra-phs.
[Chorus x2:]
Take me to class
I learn like a kid thats trying to pass
Tell you my answer and you can give yours
Offer me that advanced class
Good God, let me learn more math
"Take Me To Church"
My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
'We were born sick, ' you heard them say it
My Church offers no absolutes
She tells me, 'Worship in the bedroom.'
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you—
I was born sick,
But I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.
[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life